take me to art museums and make out with me
*showers*
*immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*
Two men: *exchange half a second of eye contact*
Straight people: omgggg so gay. They’re so cute together. I ship it. when’s the wedding?
Two women: *are literally fucking*
Straight people: Aww friend goals! I love how girls are comfortable expressing their affection :) gal pals for life :)
i’d rather vote the email deleter than the rapist like damn i delete emails on a daily basis but you don’t see me groping women or talking like i’m 12 and on xbox live every day
this shouldn’t be a hard decision
proper artists giving a critique: wow… the mediums you used and the the varying textures create such a pleasing conflict in the piece and the composition and vibrancy of the colors all really add up to make one solid painting
me givin a critique: awww fucke dude id…. shit man id eat this if you’d let me



